The Perfect Woman

La mujer perfecta

The Perfect Woman

Era la mujer perfecta, en todos los sentidos
She was the perfect woman, in every single way,
Hizo brillar más el sol, y todas mis preocupaciones desaparecen
She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away.
Era la mujer perfecta, era chef gourmet
She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef,
Dicen que el amor es ciego, bueno también es sordo
They say that love is blind, well it's also deaf.

Porque Helen Keller era la mujer perfecta, y nadie lo entiende
Cause Helen Keller was the perfect woman, and no one understands,
lo talentosa que era con las manos
just how talented she was with her hands.
Dios la hizo la mujer perfecta, yo era el toque final
God made her the perfect woman, i was the finishing touch.
Era la mujer perfecta porque no hablaba tanto
She was the perfect woman cause she didnt talk so much.

Quería nombrar a los niños, así que finalmente la dejé
She wanted to name the kids, so i finally let her,
resultó horrible, chewabacca podría haberlo hecho mejor... Raaaaa
it turned out horribly, chewabacca couldve done better... Raaaaa
Pero supongo que estaba bien, teníamos un niño y una niña
But a guess it was alright, we had a boy and a girl.
¡Solo Helen y yo, uhhh-aaaa, y Earl!
Just me and helen, uhhh-aaaa, and Earl!

Porque helen keller era mi hacedor de milagros, yo era su espectáculo de un solo hombre
Cuase helen keller was my miracle worker, i was her one-man-show,
Podría pasear por la casa desnuda, y ella ni siquiera lo sabría
I could walk around the house naked, and she wouldnt even know.
Helen Keller era mi mujer perfecta, yo era su única necesidad
Helen Keller was my perfect woman, i was her only need
No le importaban los pelos en el culo, le dio más para leer
She didnt mind the zits on my ass, it gave her more to read

Le dio más para leer
It gave her more to read....

Leía hiedra venenosa, lee acné, lee herpes, lo leyó todo
She read poison ivy, she read acne, she read herpes, she read it all.
Leía la piel de gallina, lee ampollas, incluso lee baloncesto
She read goosebumps, she read blisters, she even read a basketball.

Helen Keller era mi mujer perfecta, pero no creo que le importara
Helen Keller was my perfect woman, but i dont think she cared.
Tocé esta canción para ella, ella se sentó allí y se quedó mirando
I played this song for her, she just sat there and stared.
Ella seguía siendo mi mujer perfecta, yo era una especie de desastre
She was still my perfect woman, i was sort of a mess,
Le pedí que se casara conmigo, me dijo: «¡Uh-ee-ohhh!
I asked her to marry me, she said, "Uh-ee-ohhh!"