I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)

Standing by the fruit store on the corner
Once I heard a customer complaint
You never seem to show the fruit we all love so
That's why business hasn't been the same

I don't like your peaches
They are full of stones
I like bananas
Because they have no bones

Don't give me tomatoes
Can't stand ice cream cones
I like bananas
Because they have no bones

No matter where I go
With Susie, May, or Anna
I want the world to know
I must have my banana

Cabbages and onions
Hurt my singing tones
I like bananas
Because they have no bones

Ach, all the famous folks men
Even the unknown
They like their bananas
Because they have nae only bones

It's everybody's weakness
It might be your ain
Didn't ye like bananas?
Because they have nae only bane

Man, there's something in bananas
That gives you that strange feeling
Nobody can resist them
They are appealin'! Hah!

Those healthy
They all eat bananas
Because they have nae only bones