Floyd The Barber
Bell on door clanks: Come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steaming hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's butt
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Floyd el barbero
Campana en la puerta clanks: Entra
Floyd observa mi peludo mentón
Siéntate, no tengas miedo
Una toalla picante al vapor en mi cara
Me afeitaron
Me afeitaron
Me afeitaron
Barney me ata a la silla
No puedo ver, estoy muy asustada
Floyd respira duro, oigo un zip
Pee-pee presionado contra mis labios
Me avergonzaron
Me avergonzaron
Me avergonzaron
Siento que otros están en la habitación
Opey, tía Bee, supongo
Se turnan en cortarme
Muero ahogado en el trasero de Andy
Me afeitaron
Me afeitaron
Me afeitaron