Sorry Jack

Twenty years and going strong.
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom.
He's got a throw pillow from his favourite show.
He wears a fucking fedora everywhere he goes
I don't think this guy is on this world
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be
"Why does this always happen to me? To me?"

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy
So sorry, jack. But better luck next time

Girls just suck, they're out of touch
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much
So she's a bitch cause she doesn't like you back
She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack
But come tonight he's gonna' think of you and
He's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep
"That's the girl that was meant to be with me. With me."

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
So sorry, jack. But better luck next time.

What's the matter? Never had her.
Find another. Hide your daughters.
Suck up your pride. Go with the ride.
Sometimes you lose. She doesn't want you.
(Move on) what's the matter? (let go) never had her.
(She's gone) you'll be alright. Better luck next time.

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
So sorry, jack. But better luck next time.

She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid.
Lonely loser, chewing a toothpick.
Lost in the dark, tryna' turn on the lights.
He's just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice.
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss.
He missed the signs, so she found a different guy.
So sorry, jack. But better luck next time.

(What's the matter?) wait. Don't go, hold on.
(Never had her.) I know we were meant to be
(You'll be alright.) one chance. Please stay
I guess you're happy without me