Snowboardin'

Well it's comin' on christmas
There's only four shopping days
When they're fighting at the checkout
It's maybe time to get away
Oh baby, we've been wastin' time
It's a cliché, but it's such a crime

If you're feeling kinda wasted
And the bright lights lost their lure
It's a grown up condition
With a guaranteed teenage cure
Snowboardin', bring your jaded friends
Snowboardin', make them young again

You could bring that snow hat
You bought and didn't wear
It doesn't really matter, baby
I'll be glad if you're there

Snowboardin'! Snowboardin'! Snowboardin'!
It's the only way to live
The only way to get your kicks on

Snowboardin', try a rail slide baby
Snowboardin', or the roast beef maybe

Well they're spinnin' 540
In sallopettes and orange mitts
It's a glamorous occupation
In Aviemore and St. Moritz
Snowboardin', bring your jaded friends
Snowboardin', make them young again

When we've finished slidin'
We can chalet all night long
And wake up in the morning breathing
Clean fresh air, glad you're there

Snowboardin'¹! Snowboardin'! Snowboardin'!
It's the only way to live
The only way to get your kicks on