If Asian Parents Made a Rap Song

Yeah, yeah
My son so dumb
My son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah

My son so dumb
IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call
Him Ching Chong
He eat the wonton but he fat like
Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look
Like the King Kong

My son useless
Can't play Ping Pong
He try to get a date with the girl
Sue Yong
But she said hell no cause he not
The handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the
Dim Sum

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, My son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah

He text Ming Lee but she a pick me
Too bad he broke can't buy the Milk Tea
If he talk back to me then he get his
Ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do the Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go
Eat the Kim Chi
Or l sell your kidney for 2 dollar 50
Do not think I forgot you got B in
Chinese
Ancestor look down on you go say
Sorry

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, My son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah

My son so dumb
IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call
Him Ching Chong
He eat the wonton but he fat like
Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look
Like the King Kong

My son useless
Can't play Ping Pong
He try to get a date with the girl
Sue Yong
But she said hell no cause he not
The handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the
Dim Sum

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My son so dumb, My son so dumb
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My son is so dumb, yeah