Heavy Metal Kibbles

Crispy! Tasty! Nasty!
Spicy and dry
Nutritious! Delicious! Nectarous!
Sweet delight
Salty! Ethnic! Proteinic!
With phenylalanine
Mellow! Feeding! Refreshing!
Enhancing your feline

Chicken power pet's desire
Make your Kitty become
A bloodthirsty nightcrawler of doom
With the heavy meta

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Taurine! Heroin! Urine!
And a pinch of salt
Rat sauce! Mouse sauce! Mao sauce!
To feed the revolt

Strong and nutrient, taste of Nutria
Let your Stinky become
A cobold dragon slayer with fire resistance +10
With the heavy meow-tal

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Blaze of catnip, iron pic-nic
Make your "Mittens" drive your car
He will also wash your clothes
Take you out to pee in the park!

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!