Mr Clicketty Cane

When Mr Clicketty Cane, plays a silly game, all the kids in the street, they like to do the same:

Wash your face in orange juice (repeat from crowd)

When Mr Clicketty Cane, plays a silly game, all the kids in the street, they like to do the same:

Wash your face in orange juice, clean your teeth with bubblegum (repeat of each from crowd)

When Mr Clicketty Cane, plays a silly game, all the kids in the street, they like to do the same:

Wash your face in orange juice, clean your teeth with bubblegum, fix the fence with sticky tape (repeat of each from crowd)

When Mr Clicketty Cane, plays a silly game, all the kids in the street, they like to do the same:

Wash your face in orange juice, clean your teeth with bubblegum, fix the fence with sticky tape, brush your hair with a toothbrush (repeat of each from crowd)

When Mr Clicketty Cane, plays a silly game, all the kids in the street, they like to do the same:

Wash your face in orange juice, clean your teeth with bubblegum, fix the fence with sticky tape, brush your hair with a toothbrush, fry an egg on the slippery dip (repeat of each from crowd)

When Mr Clicketty Cane, plays a silly game, all the kids in the street, they like to do the same:

Wash your face in orange juice, clean your teeth with bubblegum, fix the fence with sticky tape, brush your hair with a toothbrush, fry an egg on the slippery dip, belly flop in a pizza!?

(repeat of each from crowd, but ‘belly flop in a pizza’ elicits the repeat in a disgusted voice with ‘EWWWW, YUK!’ generally added)