King Kong

King Kong
He's a spunky monkey
Ping Pong
Gotta keep it funky
Ding Dong
He's at your doorstep
King Kong
With a pair of forceps
I said now baby
How you doin?
With an ass like that you could probably leave a city in ruins
How'd you get so crazy?
Really got me goin'
From your eyes to your thighs
Got my Love-o-meter overflowin'
And she said
Can I come inside?
Take you for a ride?
Grab you by the throat and throw you to the sky?
With a plan like that
What do you say?

No!
I said now lady
What's your status
With an ass like that you probably got a grandma named Gladys
How'd I get so lazy?
Really got me goin'
From your eyes to your thighs
Got my love-o-meter overflowin'
And she said
Can I come inside?
Take you for a ride?
Grab you by the throat and throw you to the sky?
With a plan like that
What do you say?

No!
King Kong
Is a spunky monkey
Ping Pong
Gotta keep it funky
Ding Dong
He's at your doorstep
King Kong
With a pair of forceps
King Kong!